mom:
why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
first day of school:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
